Girl Said, Stupidneechay cell(battery) tera baap dalega kya.Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman’s lips?Answer: That’s the best way to shut a woman’s Horizontal mouth &open the Vertical one…!A Girl Sitting in Examination hall with Sardar je..Girl: Main aap ke naqal mar loon?Sardar: Aahooo.. Xxx video Because sunny Deol sings ” Main nikla Gaddi le ke…”Ek aurat apne padosi ke sath sex kar rahi thi, ki tabhi uska pati aa gaya aur padosi ko pitne laga,Patni boli: Maro aur maro parai aurat pe hath dalta hai,itne me padosi uske pati ko pitne laga,Patni fir boli: maro aur maro ”NA KARTA HAI NA KARNE DETA HAI”.Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh ladkiyan jor sehasne lagi.Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.What did you think of this story??2081832 On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahin chahiyeRamlal: Thakur sahab.
